‘Twas the night before Christmas and a good guy in red, was hunting down bad guys and making them dead. They messed with his face, and kidnapped his girl. He’s not used to being the hero, but he’ll give it a whirl.
Currently, millions of women everywhere are in the “shit no one’s gonna believe I liked Deadpool pre-movie, especially because I’m a girl” phase.
Alternatively: millions of women everywhere are in the “shit no one’s gonna believe that I genuinely like Deadpool purely because I’ve been introduced to him through the movie, especially because I’m a girl” phase.